Far above the earth, the last dregs of extra-orbital humanity eke out meagre existences. An ancient God built by their forefathers sleeps alongside them. Can one lone treasurehunter rob its tomb before it awakes?
And, more importantly: can she escape the Pharoah's Curse?

Peek inside and learn the Secrets...Inside Cabling!

A short story, 6117 words or thereabouts.

The story contains mention of bodily harm, death, illness, and giant robots.

The illustrations do not. Well, there's drawings of the robots. But not the other stuff.

Some of this might be confronting. 

The tone is comedic, more or less.

I hope you enjoy it.

Written, Illustrated and laid out by Calliope Neurotoxin (me)

Originally made for Wiggle Bird Mailing Club (Oct 2024 Issue)

He had some really nice orange paper print copies of the thing up. For like 5 bucks a month you get a zine mailed to you every month... thats kind of a great deal, don't you think? 
(also, if you're a trans writer or artist,  I'd urge you to reach out to him when contribution applications are open. He pays real money!)